Roommate.
Can I just take a second to talk about how I want to smash my roommate in the face?? Like Hulksmash him??
Last night we picked him up some candy at WalMart and he bitched me out for supporting WalMart. It’s a big corporation who underpays employees…he says. Really? Because last time I checked greeters were hired at $13 an hour…to stand there and say HI to people all day!! I pointed this out to him and he went apeshit, then I pointed out the fact that he shouldn’t complain about big corporations seeing as he is a smoker who uses Nike EVERYTHING because he’s 35 and still thinks Nike is cool. WTF?
Then he called me a bitch.
Then I lost it and almost threw his XBox out the window.
I’m going to make him move out soon. Like, tomorrow.
